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So they say

I think Jesus can help anybody
Oklahoma district court judge Mike Norman, who decided that a drunk driver, guilty of manslaughter, was 'worth saving'. Norman decreed that instead of prison the guilty party must graduate from high school, complete training as a welder, submit to regular drug and alcohol tests, wear a drug and alcohol monitoring bracelet, give speeches against drinking and drug use and, crucially, attend church every Sunday. The American Civil Liberties Union is not impressed and has filed a complaint to the council that oversees Oklahoma's judiciary on the grounds that the sentence violates the US separation of church and state.

Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor morally weak, nor promiscuous.
1 Corinthians 6:9 as translated by the Queen James Bible, a new version based on the KJV but with modified verses on homosexuality (the original says 'Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind.') 'You can't choose your sexuality, but you can choose Jesus. Now you can choose a Bible, too' say the publishers.

People sometimes like to sit down and just have a bit of peace and quiet for a little while.
Ronald Byng, of St Peter's, East Blatchington, who thought it would be a good idea to record half an hour of silence in the church. The resulting CD has sold out.